sorrisopersempre:

hipstersandangels:

This is seriously the cutest song ever made!

MALTAAA

david:

Kurt Braunohler raised $6,000 on Kickstarter to “hire a man in a plane to write stupid things in the sky”

david:

Kurt Braunohler raised $6,000 on Kickstarter to “hire a man in a plane to write stupid things in the sky”

shamrackle:

JACK NO

JACK MORE

eyesocketfondler:

shamrackle:

ran bath too hot i will look like this for the rest of time


rare photo taken before incident

Yeah, I was definitely glad. Too late now.
Also, Mason, you look like a blushing anime character in the original pic.

eyesocketfondler:

shamrackle:

ran bath too hot i will look like this for the rest of time

bath was 2 hot or was it u

rare photo taken before incident

Yeah, I was definitely glad. Too late now.

Also, Mason, you look like a blushing anime character in the original pic.

eyesocketfondler:

shamrackle:

I will NOT snapchat during a relaxing bath
I will NOT snapchat during a relaxing bath
I will NOT snapchat during a relaxing bath

this man is a liar with a great upper half

I’m both disappointed and glad I didn’t get any topless, moist Mason snapchats.

tellurium-copper:

nic?

I sob fabulously. Thank you very much.

tellurium-copper:

nic?

I sob fabulously. Thank you very much.

laseri:

starsandsapphires:

skinny-butt:

internetexplorers:

mayameows:

internetexplorers:

i love how suspicious my friends get whenever im nice to them

I don’t understand. Shouldn’t you always be nice to your friends?

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I have been asked why I’m being nice to people before on several occasions.

Shut up, Nic. That was one time.

Don’t feel bad, I’m still suspicious when Nic is nice to me and we’ve been friends for five years.

To be fair, I’m only nice to people when a) I’m being mean to someone else by being nice to them, b) they’re giving me food or c) they’ve come to me for advice/a whinge. And with c) I usually still mock them.

I don’t see you enough for a), you have other people for c) and b) well, I think it’s fairly obvious you don’t give food away. :P

  • Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
  • Friends: Don't forget to socialize
  • Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
  • Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
  • Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
  • Society: Don't forget to be perfect
  • Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
  • Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.

zeldalise:

oh my god I just realized something okay

so if yahoo is buying tumblr for about $1 billion and tumblr is estimated to have 50 billion posts then it means that every post is worth two cents

I am actually giving you my two cents in every post

That means I’ve wasted ~$100 on this website thus far. Eh, money well spent.

laseri:

will2bill:

laseri:

will2bill:

thescienceofjohnlock:

severalfandomart:

I’m making my own 221B shoes. What do you think?  Its very exhausting but it will be great when I have them done. I’ll take then with me when I’m visiting London and the Bakerstreet this summer, definitely.
Any ideas which quite I should write on the back?

OMFG WANT!

Ellie.

Yes I will accept your offering

Offering? That was a challenge.

ahahaha
I would fuck this up so fast you don’t even know.

I think Will knows more than most about you fucking things up.

laseri:

will2bill:

laseri:

will2bill:

thescienceofjohnlock:

severalfandomart:

I’m making my own 221B shoes. What do you think?
Its very exhausting but it will be great when I have them done. I’ll take then with me when I’m visiting London and the Bakerstreet this summer, definitely.

Any ideas which quite I should write on the back?

OMFG WANT!

Ellie.

Yes I will accept your offering

Offering? That was a challenge.

ahahaha

I would fuck this up so fast you don’t even know.

I think Will knows more than most about you fucking things up.