
I’m going to print out a pile of these to keep on my desk.
After I’ve removed that benefits section.
Sam is a selfish cuddle partner.
*shellfish
I am so glad that someone other than me finally sees Sam for the bivalve he is.
Clam it, you.
Oh god, this thread.
I love each and every one of you.
With a little encouragement he could be a pearl of a cuddle buddy.