Nic

“this butt… is the best butt.”

Sat, 25 May 2013 13:07:34 +0800

“this butt… is the best butt.”

awkwardvagina: one time my friend asked me to make a playlist for a road trip because their car...

Sat, 25 May 2013 13:01:32 +0800

one time my friend asked me to make a playlist for a road trip because their car radio didnt work so i made one that consisted of 14 different versions of party in the usa and long story short im not trusted with bringing music anymore

#Im thinking bad things #I should not be trusted with terracon music

I feel like we should.

mortal4tobias: If you ever visit Australia then just know that...

Sat, 25 May 2013 12:35:19 +0800

mortal4tobias:

If you ever visit Australia then just know that this is how you eat Vegemite.

I have apparently been wanting to die for most of my life.

Sat, 25 May 2013 12:29:42 +0800

secretcooking: Chocolate cupcake with cookie dough...

Sat, 25 May 2013 11:50:53 +0800

secretcooking:

Chocolate cupcake with cookie dough frosting.

chocolate cupcake mix

100ml oil

125ml water

2 eggs

200g butter

1/3 cup brown sugar

1½ cups sugar

1 cup flour

½ tsp. salt

1½ tbsp milk

Cupcakes (12): Mix all ingrediens. Bake: 175C, 25minutes.

Frosting: Mix butter with brown sugar, add white sugar. Then add flour and salt, mix. Add milk.

auntytimblr: thirtywhacks: sazzlepops: still the best...

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:36:29 +0800

auntytimblr:

thirtywhacks:

sazzlepops:

still the best Eurovision song

don’t even argue with me

just accept it

they were fucking robbed, still mad about this like 7 or 8 years later

This song is all I’ve ever wanted to be in life.

[x]

THIS IS THE ONLY WOMAN WHO CAN STAND NEXT TO BEYONCE AND STILL...

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:57:49 +0800

THIS IS THE ONLY WOMAN WHO CAN STAND NEXT TO BEYONCE AND STILL BE THE MOST FABULOUS PERSON IN THE ROOM

seabois: i hate distance and time zones and age differences and people who make me feel things

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:19:35 +0800

seabois:

i hate distance and time zones and age differences and people who make me feel things

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Fri, 24 May 2013 15:41:24 +0800

housewifeswag: I love her.

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:03:01 +0800

housewifeswag:

I love her.

sqbr: [Screenshot from Kurau: Phantom Memory of a glowing girl...

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:24:27 +0800

sqbr:

[Screenshot from Kurau: Phantom Memory of a glowing girl saying “Who knows? Maybe I’m using magic.”]

shiracirca:

Confirmed: This is a Magical Girl Sci-Fi Yuri Action Romance Drama

#Kurau Liveblog #Shira watches Kurau #tbh if you are not familiar with theoretical quantum physics #then calling it magic will just make more sense #but although they never explain it outright #Pretty much everything Kurau can do is based on the Quantum properties of molecules and atoms #sorry to say though it isn’t actually a magical girl show

A Quantum Mechanics Girl Sci-Fi Yuri Action Romance Drama? HOW IS THAT LESS APPEALING THAN MAGICAL GIRLS?? *investigates acquiring this show*

fuckyeahtattoos: Second tattoo. Done by Winnie @Arte Sagrado,...

Fri, 24 May 2013 13:46:05 +0800

fuckyeahtattoos:

Second tattoo. Done by Winnie @Arte Sagrado, Tampico, MEX

Number 9 has always been an important number for my mother. So this design by Ben Bos was perfect. I chose three shades of colors: Blue - purples for my mother. Reds - oranges for my sister. Yellows - greens for me.

3 x 3 = 9 :)

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Fri, 24 May 2013 13:07:39 +0800

I don’t know what they are, but I know I want them.

Fri, 24 May 2013 12:29:45 +0800

I don’t know what they are, but I know I want them.

Last night I managed to stab myself in the thumb with my toe...

Fri, 24 May 2013 12:00:37 +0800

Last night I managed to stab myself in the thumb with my toe nail. I have all the skills.

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:50:54 +0800

ray-sussmann:

Bleeding magenta and green.

©Raymond Sussmann

supernaturallyhomo: iswearimnotadumbblonde: princecharmingtobe:...

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:12:30 +0800

supernaturallyhomo:

iswearimnotadumbblonde:

princecharmingtobe:

beepbeep-car:

woodlandeelf:

Today I was stopped in the hallway on my way to class by one of the security guards. She wouldn’t let me go to class and forced me to walk across the school to the main office to have my mom, who by the way was on her way to work, bring me “real pants” because the way I dressed was “sexually provocative.” Because of this I was ten minutes late to class, and after five minutes of actually being in class I was taken back out to be talked to again by the security guard and given my “real pants.”

These shorts are mid-thigh, and I am wearing opaque black tights. Other than my hands and my face, I had no skin showing whatsoever. So tell me, how is this being “sexually provocative?” (reminder: this is a typical american public high school, not a private or religious-oriented school)

The security guard ridiculed me, saying that what I was wearing was inappropriate. I told her that everyday, other girls walk around in skin-tight yoga pants, some even with their thongs clearly showing, and shirts that are see-through. “This is not bad clothing.” I had told her. This security guard plays favorites with the girls on who she does call out and doesn’t call out. On game days, the cheerleaders decide to wear their skirts that barely cover their butts and she doesn’t cal them out at all. She also openly said to my mom “I don’t look at what the boys are wearing, only the girls.”

When my mom came in to bring me the pants, she had a long talk with the security guard. She told my mom that I should know that there is a dress code, and that I should follow it. My mom told her “Maybe there shouldn’t be a dress code if it isn’t monitored consistently. This is double-standards.”

My mom also told her “The only distraction from class that is going on is you are pulling my daughter out of class and keeping her from learning.”

I had to walk up to this security guard to get my long pants, since she was talking to my mom, and my mom said to me sarcastically: “It appears that you are being sexually provocative, darling.”

“Oh yes mama, all the boys are just popping boners everywhere!” I pretended to swoon. We both left, my mom calling back to the security guard: “I didn’t need this today, you know. I need to get to work and I haven’t even showered yet. Good Job.”

The whole ordeal was ridiculous. Girls shouldn’t be ridiculed for wearing shorts. Even so, I was wearing thick tights that you couldn’t see through–much better than just wearing yoga pants. There is no way that what I was wearing could even be considered “sexually provocative.” Plus, anything the boys wear is completely fine in the eyes of the security guard, it’s only what the girls are wearing that are “inappropriate.” Even yoga pants where you can see the thong through it don’t “disrupt class” because nobody cares enough about what a student wears and does not wear, only the security guards.

tl;dr, dress codes are counterproductive and the enforcers cause more disruption for a student’s learning than shorts do.

♬ my sweater tights and mid thigh shorts bring all the boys to the yard ♪

Reminds me of the time this girl in my class who was wearing shorts that went almost to her knees asked to use the restroom, took forever, and came back wearing different pants. She said she got stopped in the hall because her shorts were inappropriate so she changed into her sweatpants for PE. Even our teacher was like “What?” I guess her knees were just really provocative.

A similar thing happened to me today with my shoulders showing, okay apparently there’s a rule in our handbook that statements a 3 finger length top is appropriate but today i wore a dress which my father picked out for me at the store, do you really think my dad would pick a dress for me to wear that would show a lot of skin showing, NO. But i was told in 2nd hour that i needed to cover up my shoulders, are you kidding me. So i am around guys a lot during the day (i go to public school) and i asked all of them if they thought my shoulders were to sexual for them, they all said no, they also didn’t like or see the point why i needed to cover them up. I am getting really tried of this over sexually over women’s bodies, it’s not all of us that get targeted but its unfair and i don’t be it’s right at all and needs to stop.

ok wtf is with that security guard though

This girl in my class had to wear a robe my teacher brought in so she wouldn’t have to see girls in “shorts that are short”

SHORTS. THAT. ARE. SHORT.

indigostohelit: so today i learned that in the late 1800s-early 1900s, the navy became concerned...

Fri, 24 May 2013 10:34:11 +0800

indigostohelit:

so today i learned that in the late 1800s-early 1900s, the navy became concerned about possible homosexual activity among their sailors

so they sent in decoys, whose job was to pretend to want to engage in homosexual activity in order to find gay sailors

except then the job of the decoy got popular

like, really popular

like… worryingly popular?

reports said that the decoys were performing their jobs with “much enthusiasm and zeal”

eventually the navy decided. to. just stop.

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Nic

“this butt… is the best butt.”

awkwardvagina: one time my friend asked me to make a playlist for a road trip because their car...

mortal4tobias: If you ever visit Australia then just know that...

secretcooking: Chocolate cupcake with cookie dough...

auntytimblr: thirtywhacks: sazzlepops: still the best...

THIS IS THE ONLY WOMAN WHO CAN STAND NEXT TO BEYONCE AND STILL...

seabois: i hate distance and time zones and age differences and people who make me feel things

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housewifeswag: I love her.

sqbr: [Screenshot from Kurau: Phantom Memory of a glowing girl...

fuckyeahtattoos: Second tattoo. Done by Winnie @Arte Sagrado,...

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I don’t know what they are, but I know I want them.

Last night I managed to stab myself in the thumb with my toe...

ray-sussmann: Bleeding magenta and green. ©Raymond Sussmann

supernaturallyhomo: iswearimnotadumbblonde: princecharmingtobe:...

indigostohelit: so today i learned that in the late 1800s-early 1900s, the navy became concerned...

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