still the best Eurovision song
don’t even argue with me
just accept it
they were fucking robbed, still mad about this like 7 or 8 years later
This song is all I’ve ever wanted to be in life.
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Sometimes people have a hard time understanding what a happy relationship between two people who obvs think the other is awesome looks like.
We think this is one great (and holy bananas, so freaking hilarious) example.
OH MY GOD PLEASE EVERYONE WHO FOLLOWS ME PLEASE WATCH THIS I PROMISE YOU WILL SMILE AND IT’S SO ADORABLE OMFG
Omg
EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU NEEDS TO WATCH THIS.
This is bloody incredible.
That was so adorable and funny and oh my goodness, excuse while I sniffle over it because from this clip is seems like they have such a great relationship and I’m so envious. ;-;
gay vampire ghost opera dubstep for those who missed it
Graham Norton’s commentary: “Thus proving that just because you can do something, doesn’t mean you should. The dancers look like they’re changing a giant duvet cover.”
o___o
That is a surprisingly apt description.
Eurovision is my favourite holiday
From Huffington Post:
Last year a court in Moscow ruled that gay pride celebrations were prohibited in the city for the next 100 years and things are just as bleak in other parts of the country.
But, instead of waiting until 2112 to show their pride, the Russian LGBT community has been invited to go west to celebrate in Sweden.
Stockholm Pride has unveiled a new Twitter campaign, #GoWest, that welcomes their Russian friends to travel to Sweden for their Pride celebrations this summer. On the campaign page for #GoWest you can send out a tweet that will automatically be translated into Russian, inviting people to Stockholm Pride.
“To celebrate that love, regardless of gender, sexual orientation, ethnicity and gender identity is a democratic right, we have taken this opportunity to, with humor and love, direct a special invitation to all of Russia to celebrate Pride with us,” says Stockholm Pride, a generous offer to a population suffering in Russia right now.
Eurovision Drinking Game (our version)
So in preparation for this weekend, here are the rules for our version of the drinking game. Essentially you drink ‘whenever Eurovision is Eurovision’. This can be summed up by drinking for the following.
General
- Obvious fuck up
- Weird costume/hair
- Costume you want
- Person you want
- Costume change
Hosts
- “Eurovision Song Contest”
- “<host city>” e.g. Malmo for 2013
- Australia is mentioned
- Try to be funny (two drinks if you laugh)
- Sing
- Can’t speak French
Performance*
- Fractured English
- Sing in a language other than their official language or English
- Ostracised performer
- Fan
- Smoke machine
- Pyrotechnics/Aquatechnics
- Lasers
- Nipples (max once per performer)
- Homosexuality
- Gimmick
- Performer following camera
- Costume failing the ‘slut test’ (ends above the fingertips)
- If you and only you like/dislike the song
Voting
- Your country receives points
- A country votes in a language other than English
- A country takes over their voting section for a political message
*Pick a country before each semi. During their performance drink double for any offence. If they move onto the final you drink double for them then too. If they don’t make it you can pick one of the Big 5 or the host country to drink double for at the final.
I am just so dreadfully sorry if you do not watch eurovision
because you don’t understand
on Saturday
Europe goes to war
it’s like game of thrones, but better.
Take a Hint- Victoria Justice & Elizabeth Gillies
YOU ASKED ME WHAT MY SIGN IS AND I TOLD YOU IT WAS STOP
So let’s take a moment to talk about how fucking badass this fucking song is.
Some genius replaced the music in the Party Rock video with the cantina song from Star Wars and it matches perfectly
OH
MY
GOD
This is perfect.
Isn’t music just grand
IT’S BACK
Just in case you didn’t see this the first time around.
And then he ran into my dick…he ran into my dick ten times.
He had it cumming