Cultural differences

Was just asked if the library had a sprinkler. Was very confused. Apparently he meant a drinking fountain.

I spent five minutes being enthralled by this. It was that moment that my supervisor realised I wasn’t going to be doing any work today.

I spent five minutes being enthralled by this. It was that moment that my supervisor realised I wasn’t going to be doing any work today.

I like being able to claim plausible deniability.

Dear students, stop telling me when you’re not who you’re claiming you are. 

Laughed my arse off in the library. Best employee.

Doing work at work sucks

So, they finally got around to training some of us in student IT support. They organised a time slot and then told us about it just over 24 hours beforehand. As such, I missed the all important email and found out after the training session.

Now I get to go through the online tutorial during my shifts to learn it all. There is a lot of information and I’m pretty sure they couldn’t have covered any of this in any useful amount of detail during the 1.5 hr training session. 

Anyway, I’m 3 out of 13 lessons down and lesson 4 is about LMS and therefore going to take ages so I think that’s a problem for Saturday Nic.

That’s what I want to be, a net of studs

I love when they misspell ‘student’ as ‘studnet’ on things. 

skinny-butt:

Oh god, I hope there isn’t anyone left in the library or this might come back to bite me.

There was. Fuck.

Oh god, I hope there isn’t anyone left in the library or this might come back to bite me.

Don’t you just kind of want a job generally? Aren’t you still a lazy bum?
P.S. I’m writing this while at work.

Don’t you just kind of want a job generally? Aren’t you still a lazy bum?
P.S. I’m writing this while at work.

I really hope this all fits

You can tell someone’s finished their thesis when you have a trolley full of books to go in two tiers of shelves.